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cuntfused

adj.
def. a.When a guy admits he is gay, but continuously hits on his "fag hags", in the remote chance they will give it up. Can apply in same manner to lesbians. This usually happens after said homosexual hasn't been in a relationship, and hasn't recently had sexual encounters. b. also explains a beings sexual dyslexia.
fag hag a: "Shorty sure has been making comments and being touchy feely lately!"
fag hag b: "Oh no, Sugar daddy must be on "vacation" again! Don't worry he's just cuntfused now!"
fag hag a: " I know right, I sure hope he get's some dick soon, he is tearing up my nerves!"
Shorty: "I'm not gay, I'm sexually dyslexic right now, and I just love everybody! C'mere baby!"
by Krukedkukie May 4, 2008
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cuntfused

You are cuntfused. Because you are calling the wrong person a cunt.

You, yourself just may be the Cunt.
Cuntfused.
by pseudonym spite April 19, 2013
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Cuntfusion

The aftermath of having too many cunts within a short period of time.
After fucking so many chicks in one night, he had a lot of cuntfusion.

Baby, I'm sorry, who are you? I'm really cuntfused right now.

Douchebag bro: Is it just me? Or is that hottie eye fucking me right now?

Sober biddie: I think your just cuntfused.
by PutstheMACKKon February 13, 2012
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cuntfused

When you are angry and confused at the same time. People tend to say 'cunt' when angry and im confused when confused. CUNTFUSED WAS BORN
Oh damn! I'm so cuntfused! 0_o
by TANKRodeo211 July 21, 2011
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cuntfused

when you’re so aggressively confused, the extra level of anger.
i thought 63s had breakfast, i’m so cuntfused.

are you feeling cuntfused right now? because i know i am.
by pdam September 25, 2022
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cuntfussing

/kunt'fuss' ing/
verb Informal
(of a cunt) bitch (complain) to someone, typically a man, in a manner regarded as annoying or illogical

originally popularised by Chris Ray Gun
"I'm listening to my girlfriend cuntfuss over a missed call"

"MTV's new video for white men is full of women cuntfussing"
by Ardi471 December 21, 2016
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Cuntfussing

(of a cunt) bitch (complain) to someone, typically a man, in a manner regarded as annoying or illogical
John was working at a daycare but his female coworkers were constantly cuntfussing about how to be gentle woth kids even though he was already gentle with kids.
by Anty A December 22, 2016
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