Cuntastic Voyage

Inspired by Coolio's Fantastic Voyage.
"slide slide slippity-slide"

Guy #1:"That dude is rollin' in the pussy, he's on a mission"
Guy #2:"Nahh he's on a Cuntastic Voyage"

by FFR09 December 2, 2009

Dick measuring contest

When a group of egotistical men get together

Today’s meeting turned into a dick measuring contest

by Mistressbaby November 5, 2021

backspace contest

When to people are typing in a chat at the same time, and both backspace immediately once they see the other person is typing. The person to backspace the slowest (the chat message says they are still typing) is usually the one forced to send the next message.

Jake_H: Hey Jane I just wanted to say I liked spending time with you a lot last night and that naught stuff was great.

Jane103: I really like you too, we should get together soon cause our last hook up was so much fun, however it was kind of weird...

(Both are typing) Both backspace contest immediately to see what the other one has to say.

by Kurt the flirt February 17, 2012

fucktard contest

An alternative, and very cynical, name for election day.

I'm going down to the polls on Tuesday to vote in the fucktard contest.

by Led Zeppole November 8, 2003

cuntess

A woman who behaves like and exhibits the qualities of a cunt in nearly all facets of life.

Erin has decided to once again inform everyone on Facebook about the lights being turned off when she arrives at lab. What a fucking cuntess!

by I_dislike_smelly_women September 1, 2013

cuntess

A royal cunt!
A professional cunt

Meg is the Cuntess of Fredneck

by Uncle Stinky Pants January 31, 2005

cuntectomy

1) The removal of a complete cunt from a group situation thus making the whole world a better place for everyone else.

You: What should we do about that bitch in accounts?

Me: We need to perform a cuntectomy and get that fucker out of there.

by Wafty Cranker March 25, 2008