Guy 1 - Yo, did you fuck that girl last night?
Guy 2 - Nah bro, I just drank
mountain dew and played
Call of Duty whilst she cunted herself.
Guy 1 - Gnarly bro, that's radical!
Guy 2 - Totally. She wanted to give my ass a cunting, but I told her
I don't swing that way yo.
Guy 1 - Righteous, bro.