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The act of being fucked up, fucked over or just in a fucked situation.

1sted used by Chris Thomson of Sawtell, NSW, Australia in 1989
"Dude, he just got cunted by that!!"
"This bill has me cunted"
Cunted by Sir Yogi Wan December 15, 2019
Adj.
Verb - past tense
Verb - infinitive: "to cunt"

A handy word which describes more accurately sexual intercourse between a person with a cunt (the vulva, not the derogatory term for female) and someone else.
Example 1:
Steve: "How was Sara last night?"
Jake: "Bitch wouldn't take it in the backdoor so I was forced to cunt her all night instead."


Example 2:
Johnny: "Why is that slut walking so funny?"
Alex: "Some bros paid her forty bucks to get cunted by a donkey; the toughest part was finding a willing enough donkey. . ."
Verb, referring to sex.
"hey guy, did you hook up with that girl at the party last night?"

"OH hell yeah I did, she cunted the shit out of me"

cuntfuckingsex
Cunted by Viewaskewfool December 2, 2010
Gave something a bad review, a real slagging off.
Nick Love and Danny Dyer discuss their film Outlaw and the critical reaction it received:

"When Taxi Driver came out it got cunted...but the bottom line is it's the film that we'll be remembered for, so jog on cunt."
Cunted by Marpleleaf October 4, 2009
Cunting / Cunted; The sexual act of intercourse with a sexual aid, whilst simultaneously inserting one's fist into said cavity (anus or vagina respectively) in an aggressive manner.
Guy 1 - Yo, did you fuck that girl last night?
Guy 2 - Nah bro, I just drank mountain dew and played Call of Duty whilst she cunted herself.
Guy 1 - Gnarly bro, that's radical!
Guy 2 - Totally. She wanted to give my ass a cunting, but I told her I don't swing that way yo.
Guy 1 - Righteous, bro.
Cunted by Walter Flanagan July 2, 2018
To indicate the endowment of ones personality while inebriated. ie to take on the values of a cunt whilst drunk...
Fuck, I'm cunted!
D'youse see Hammer last night? He was deadset cunted. Stupid cunt.
Cunted by Ben November 18, 2004