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cuntard

Similar to fucktard, this word is a portmanteau of cunt and retard. While fucktard is associated with activly acting like a fucking retard, a cuntard is more passive and just sits there acting like a retarded cunt.
You didn't take out the garbage again, you lazy cuntard.
by Swamp Ig June 29, 2005
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Cuntrary

Giving an opposing argument just to be a cunt.
"Mary, Mary, quite cuntrary,
How does your garden grow?
With silver bells, and cockle shells,
And pretty maids all in a row." - The Nursery Rhyme

Mary I of England attempted to restore England to catholicism, despite reforms made by her father Henry VIII and brother Edward VI. She was just trying to be a cunt.
by Kevin Monk February 25, 2008
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Cuntry

A noun derived from a mis-spelling of the word country and its containing of the word cunt.

It is used to describe a country which is seen by the rest of the world as somewhat of a douche for some reason or another, whether it being its political stance, scaremongering, illegal wars, human rights infringements or anything else seen as objectionable by the person describing the country.

It is advisable to not use this definition in polite company.
Under the Bush administration, the USA has become the biggest cuntry this world has ever seen.

Of course, they'll soon be overtaken by China due to its high profile human rights breaches, not to mention the number of coal-powered power stations being opened and polluting the atmosphere.
by DaveZeroZero March 26, 2008
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cuntarse

When a fat woman has the large bulge stomach that joins up to her vagina, making it stick out as much as her ass.
Damn man! Check out Mary's cuntarse!
by DanFDL August 31, 2006
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Cuntartica

A descriptive term for female genitalia which is seldom deployed for recreational intercourse.

A fucking frigid fanny.
Man A: How's the sex life at home, Dave?
Man B: Cuntartica, mate.
by Lianachan March 5, 2004
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cunotary

a cunt notary
Your idiot friend: Fuckin bitch won't notarize my docs, cause she's a fat cunt!

You: GD cunotary. Let's get beers.
by Bro-Lo El Cuñado (Rafi) March 1, 2011
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cuntardo

when you want to emphasize the word 'cunt' because you are really angry. usually when someone messes something up.
1. it was an open goal! Heskey you fucking cuntardo!
by SC_EA January 27, 2007
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