Cuntpass

A device similar to a compass, but one that points to cunts in the vicinity instead of the magnetic north.

Jack Sparrow traded his compass for a cuntpass & a bottle of rum. Now he wonders if he has enough leverage...

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 15, 2020

Cuntapus

A combination of the word cunt and pussy. Often times used as a derragitory term but can also be used when talking about a girls vagina

"You're such a cuntapus!"
"I love your cuntapus..."

by Mimscicle August 18, 2009

Cactapussy

When a girls pubic hair is as prickly as the thorns in a cactus.

Yo bro. I went down on this girl last night and she had hella Cactapussy.

by Dabbin on Em July 19, 2016

Cuntass

noun.

The act of being both a cunt and an ass simultaneously. Normally seen while playing fifa and someone plays like a dirty little bitch, ie with teams similar to Real Madrid.

That bitch I played fif with earlier played with Brazil and I was still winning, she quit in the 90th minute because shes a little shit. What a cuntass.

by caretofif? March 4, 2011

clitapuss

When a woman has been done so many times that her clit hangs down similar to that of an octopus tentacle.

I fucked your mom last night... she has a clitapuss, I'm scarred for life, yet still slightly aroused.

by Classy pimp June 28, 2011

cuntcussion

literal or figurative blows to the head of a man, from a woman who wields a vagina as a weapon, that have the effect of knocking a man senseless

Poor Ted was never quite the same after Devin gave him that horrible cuntcussion in 2006.

by Tedamata April 27, 2007

cactapuss

1) A creature that may be seen by someone who is fished. It can be described as a mixture of an octopus and a cactus/palmtree.

Matt: Dude, it's a cactapuss!
Mike: Where?
Matt: In the tree, man!
Mike: Where in the tree?
Matt: Dude....it IS the tree!

by thehunger August 30, 2007