Count Cuntula

A dude that absolutely loves eating pussy and is not deterred in the least when the lady he is snacking on is having her period.

Wipe that blood off your face dude. Who do you think you are Count Cuntula?

by Angus McCracken February 11, 2020

cuntaclysm

a cunt of cataclysmic proportions.

or a cataclysm of cuntish proportion.

"So this bitch cockblocked me, refused to invite me to her house, and then kicked me in the shin!"
"What a cuntaclysm!"

by rain2o September 7, 2009

count cuntula

Not quite the king or queen of the cunts, but still pretty far up there.

That R.K. Rowling is a regular Count Cuntula.

by Cobra Lambent February 21, 2011

Cuntacular

A whole new level of cuntish behavior. Conduct that is SO cuntish, that it is at an extreme level, thus also being spectacular.

Did you hear how she told that girl off? It was cuntacular!

by Olia March 23, 2008

Conjaculate

To speculate or theorize about an orgasm. The word is formed from the words conjecture and ejaculate.

I conjaculated after drunk sex.
As a teenager I conjaculated a lot.

by DizzyDarius July 20, 2012

cystaculate

The fluid that is discharged from a skin cyst when it ruptures or is surgically drained.

Friend 1: Man, I went to my dermo today and he cut that cyst I had on my butt and it cystaculated all over the place.

Friend 2: That's so rude, man. I bet it smelled like shit.

Friend 1: Yeah, man, it was nasty.

by Doctor Herbie July 1, 2015

cuntacular

1. A spectacular cunt.

The highest compliment you can give a woman. Reserved for those with killer pussies.

2. A spectacular cunt.

The most vicious slur you can give a woman. Reserved for cuntiest of the cunty.

"Honey, you're cuntacular."

"Aw, than—wait. Which kind of cuntacular do you mean?"

by Flumberbug April 1, 2019