cuntfart

aka quefe - the sound of air being pushed into or out of a vagina, usually but not always during sex or fist fucking

When my girlfriend fucks herself with her whole hand, her pussy farts, and I told her that cuntfart sounds just like someone saying the word "Quefe"!

by Springbreaker July 31, 2006

cuntfacedbastard

Expletive reserved for major cunts whose own cuntishness has elevated them above the common or garden cunt. abb. to CFB

Darling - dinner is ready! Coming you cuntfacedbastard!

by The Master Puppeteer September 25, 2010

cuntface killah

A disconcering nickname. CFK for short.

I saw CFK over at Home Depot licking all the rugs.

by MADSKILLZ February 5, 2004

Cuntface

A greasy haired loser who thinks he's welcome in our pub.

Fuck off Cuntface, nobody likes you

by Pete February 25, 2005

cuntface

What female members of staff get called when the boss is drunk.

Oi cuntface, come and move some cars!
Often followed by: What's wrong cuntface?

by slip May 13, 2005

cuntface

Fingering a girl getting her juices on your fingers/hand.. then slapping her round the face.. then exclaiming "cuntface".

*fingers girl, slaps her round face*
"ha, cuntface!!!"

by henshawwwwwwwww November 28, 2011

Cuntface

A person whose face is bearded, shriveled and generally resembles a vagina.

"Willie Nelson has a cuntface."

by creedmoor June 11, 2006