Cumboarding

The act of shooting an overabundant amount of spermatic discharge on a hooker's face so that she thinks she's drowning.

The bitch started gagging like a fiend as I was cumboarding her; and then when realized she wasn't dead, she charged me an extra $20 bucks.

by MiTaiSter September 19, 2009

Cubonics

Any word or phrase repeatedly misused, out of context, until it becomes an accepted alternative to the actual word or phrase. Usually occurs within the work place and the mistake goes uncorrected due to the unintentional humor factor among those who know the true usage.

The boss was speaking Cubonics when he told us to "teak" the presentation.

by BFD137 May 12, 2012

cumbone

a trombone that produces sound when filled up with cum

look at that cumbone

by Lio messi legend January 21, 2021

New Orleans Cumbo

Body substances mixed together in a large bowl, (ie: Urine, feces, etc.) topped off and glazed with seamen.

"I gave your sister a nice serving of New Orleans Cumbo Last night."

"You wanna help me make some Cumbo tonight?"

by Stumpr November 10, 2013

Cunto

Scotish slang term to discribe cunt or annoying person, but with a stronger sense of purpose.

"Here you cunto, did you fuck ma maw"

by Kleptosteliac September 16, 2004

cuntboy

a boy with a cunt, aka a female-to-male (FtM) transgender/transsexual who hasn't had bottom surgery (and in this case who looks like a boy instead of a man, like some FtMs do).

I really dig cuntboys. There's just something really hot about a boy with a cunt.

by Vic Silverpaw March 9, 2009

cunto

Scottish. Derogatory term for someone who is just a little bit more than a cunt, sometimes used in a playful sense between friends

Hey cunto! Watch what your doing with that sword.

by Dillan ya bass May 9, 2008