self copulation

(technical jargon) When a situation you intended to turn out one way turns out to be completely something you never imagined. Often occuring the the area of politics, relationships or sports when an individual or group gets involved in a situation they cannot get out of. Often referred to as the state of being or art of being "fucked."

e.g. Damn, Dick, our foreign policy blows. We really self copulated when we invaded Iraq.
e.g. My date with Jill didn't turn out like I planned. She's not the dinner whore I thought she was, so I went home to contemplate with self copulation.

by Roland_07 October 4, 2007

oral copulation

1. to insert the male member (penis) into the mouth in order to derive sexual pleasure.
2. the sucking or licking of the female genitalia (vagina) in order to derive sexual plaesure

i would be enchanted if you performed oral copulation on me

by annon. January 22, 2004

Cumpilation

A compilation of video clips from adult films in which each shot consists of a male ejaculating on a woman's (several woman's) face(s).

That Cumpilation was great, it had five of my favorite porn stars in it!

by CumMaster11 February 25, 2009

anal copulation

to insert the male member (penis) into the anus in order to derive sexual pleasure.

last night she let me ingage her in anal copulation.

by annon. January 22, 2004

cumpletion

When a male or female attempts to reach full orgasm and succeeds.

John failed to help Morgan reach a good cumpletion in bed.

by SexyMinimalist7 November 20, 2017

Cumulative Cunt Paradox (CCP)

"Cumulative Cunt Paradox (CCP)" occurs when a plan intended for a small group of people gets accidentally shared with a cunt, who not only wants to join in but also informs other cunts about this plan. Thereby, ruining the plan completely for the original group of people

I wanted to go on a one-day trip to London with a small group of acquittances, but the "Cumulative Cunt Paradox (CCP)" and now the entire plan is ruined.

by the_almighty_zet October 21, 2021

copulation

The act of sexual procreation between a man and a woman; the man's penis is inserted into the woman's vagina and excited until orgasm and ejaculation occur

see carnal

by merk January 9, 2004