Comstock Lode

A way of describing a quantity of something that totally kicks ass. Use like tits or money .

Nothing to do with the gold-find.

Did you see all those chips? It's the damn comstock lode of chips !

by Adam Malone January 30, 2005

Comstock Lode

Act of a man with a sterling Prince Albert cumming in a silver spoon and the bitch eat it.

Man, you shoulda seen the Comstock Lode I fed that bitch after we left the bar last night!

by ScottyPhillips March 12, 2011

Cumsock Bathbomb

When you use a cum-sock for at least 1 month, then place said sock in a filled bath tub, and as the sock sinks beneath the water, the ejaculate will rehydrate and slowly spread across the surface of the tub.

Darrel: “I finally finished making my Cumsock Bathbomb and dropped it in on Randy. He was horrified.”
Aaron: “Dude that is fucked... Nice.”

by Bumdick Cumfornickles May 12, 2020

cumstickle

When the male cums over his own testicles while watching big women having sex with balloons and icecream.

Oh daaayuumm, I had the best cumstickle when my mom was in the room.

by Hemmin January 16, 2009

Cumstick

A cumstick is basically a meat stick so uh yeah cumstick eat a cumstick

Dary: Hey bro i got cumsticks
Patty: Sick! Can i have one?
Willy: i’ll give you rice krispies for a cumstick
Dary: deal.

by DoritoDoS February 15, 2019

Cumsocket

1. Verb
When you cum into the sockets in the walls it becomes a cumsocket.
2. Verb
When you cum into a hot pocket.

1.
Person 1: Hey whats that white stuff coming out of the socket?
Person 2: My cumsocket

2.

Person 1: Mmmm whats in this hot pocket?
Person 2: It's actuall y my Cumsocket

by GoblinFish October 7, 2020

troy comstock

Biggest bitch around also has smallest penis , lies about his car and daddy's truck

Troy Comstocks penis is so small

by Lefler1 February 12, 2017