Cumstapated

The inability to climax during sex, commonly caused by a high level of toxicity in the body.

We were going all night long and because i was so cumstapated, I just had to fake it.

by blingblongbling March 16, 2010

cumswap offspring

A son or daughter procreated by a man skeeting into a girls mouth and said girl spits into another girls spread vagina lips.

male: Dayum girl i didnt know you were pregnant?

female: Yeah it's a cumswap offspring.

male: oh.....

female: yeah.

by ogmudbone69 October 17, 2010

cumswap

the act of a man ejaculating in one womans mouth and then right after, the women who's mouth possesses the cum drains the sperm out of her mouth into another womans mouth.

I came in her mouth then she cumswapped it into her friends mouth

by bigdick dan August 3, 2007

cumsack

is when a woman is so slutty she is like a human condom

Where's the cumsack at

by metalmite October 25, 2007

Cumsprite

A small, useless, annoying demon that and takes all of your time, money and resources. Very sticky and noisy, known for destroying dreams and sapping energy. Summoned by the careless discharge of semen into a woman's vagina.

I didn't use contraception and a cumsprite ruined my life.

by Jafit August 2, 2011

Cumsponge

A girl or guy who loves to swallow

She gives great head, a real cumsponge

by cat litter boy May 4, 2014

cumdap

When a male human greets another male with a fistpound after recently ejaculating onto the very same hand.

"I knew Todd was coming over, so I decided against washing up and gave him the old cumdap"

by jymez March 11, 2015