cumsopper

the undersized well manicured mustache that gay men have...they use it to sop up the cum that is left on the head of the cock

Woman : What is your opinion about Bruce? Do you think he is gay?

Man : That cumsopper is a dead giveaway baby.

by Johnny Tats June 18, 2008

cumpuppy

A male that masturbates for extended periods of time.

That little cumpuppy has been in his room all night!

by txcumpuppy June 10, 2013

Cumpost Bin

An incredibly slutty girl, so much so that she has earn the title of being a cumpost bin

That girl Stacey keeps sleeping around, she is obviously a cumpost bin.

by Jammaz1 May 3, 2011

cumpoodur

The better term for "computer"

Hey dude lets watch porn on my cumpoodur together

by poperoni304 September 15, 2023

cumposite

Any composite of cum and any other material.

Derived from cum and composite.

detective: Wow this kid's bed sheets stopped a full mag from an assault rifle.

csi guy: Those cumposites are incredible. The tails of the sperm help dissipate the kinetic energy...

detective: Alright, I get it. I once found a burglar, with his head caved in from a kid's cum rag. I got the pix on my phone.

by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010

cumpuppy

A young boy usually 9 to 14 who's body has just reached the stage of functional reproduction. The ability to reproduce is unknown to that person or anyone else. Accidental pregnancies came occur at this age very easily because of lack of knowledge of potency.

Did you hear about Cody's little brother? I guess the little cumpuppy got a girl pregnant.

by Guido1 March 4, 2008

cumpoop

the act of pooping after getting a cumload in your butt

i just took the gnarliest cumpoop ever!

by c4confour October 16, 2007