Cump

plural: cumps
A cup of cum.

That is not a cup, it is a cump. So be careful widit!

by Random14YearOld August 6, 2021

Cump

Coffee Dump

Can you hurry with the check, please? I drank too much of your coffee and now I need to cump out last nights Banh Mi.

by Matthew A.T. August 22, 2021

Cump

Take a shit and cum at the same time

Fuck babe I’m gonna cump

by AmySchumerjustsaidvaginahahaha September 17, 2020

Cump

When a man cums after dry-humping with clothing on.

Yo did you fuck that chick last night?
- Nah, we just grinded and she was so good that I cumped.

by Erfy J September 27, 2010

Cump

Cum dump

Bro 1: Bro i just fucked my gf's cump so hard bro!

Bro 2: Bro!

Bro 1: I know bro!

by Jackavocado January 23, 2020

Cump

When you give into the urge to simultaneously cum & take a dump.

“Matt said he cumped in his bed last night.”
“Damn, that’s gross.”

by Kippsy April 11, 2021

Cump

When a man loves a women and doesn't cum a little cumes in clumps!

"I Cumped Last Night And It Looked Like Oatmeal!"

by Kelcie Jean November 14, 2007