Commuter Whore

This person can range from your dearest family member or most random friend who calls from their mobile during their commute to share the events of their day, hoping that you will validate their existence until they pull up into their driveway. Then click. You either are one, or have been subjected to one. abbrev version: Com Ho

(mobile rings). It's 5:15, I'm at my most busiest point in the day...it has to be Commuter Whore stuck on I-whatever-5 again. so not picking up.

by JGifromtheblock March 12, 2010

Poop Commute

The act of pooping in one toilet and commuting pants less to the next to finish.

Josh: How was your night?
Reilly: Oh it was alright, i was lucky no one was home i had to execute the poop commute.
Josh: I hate that.

by Jbyron9696 February 22, 2011

commutercise

The act of using exercise as a method of transportation. ie. running to school or biking to work.

person 1: How are you getting to work?

person 2: I am going to commutercise to get a workout, to save money on gas and help the environment.

by hamovic March 10, 2010

Cumputer

A computer you only use to look up porn

Guy 1: Hey man, why is this keyboard so sticky?

Guy 2: Oh, thats because its my cumputer

by Rofflez March 28, 2009

Commuter Hypnosis

Forgetting where one's car is parked on a daily basis as a result of the monotony of college commuter life.

College student 1: Where the hell did I park my car?

College student 2: Commuter hypnosis setting in?

by Adelphian January 26, 2014

cumputer

A computer with no other purpose than to use as a tool to view porn.

husband to wife -

I'm gonna be on the cumputer for a while honey, don't disturb me I have alot of work to do.

by BETTY CROCKER June 24, 2006

commuter affair

Act of establishing a realtionship in your head with a car you pass everyday to and or from work. You notice and remember the car, wonder where they are going or have been. You also notice when they are absent from your daily commute and wonder if they are ok. And eventually they fail to show up for long periods of time..this my friend is the breakup of the affair.

I am having a commuter affair with the White Toyota Higlander..appears he had a car wash and is running a little late this am. I always pass him by the bridge..I hope he is ok...I wonder what he was doing to make him so late this AM.

by lbj3471 September 13, 2011