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Common Sense Media

A shitty website that's dedicated towards blinding children and teens from anything relatively inappropriate from the media until they eventually become adults and realize that the world isn't all sun shines and rainbows. The name itself is super ironic due to the fact that this site fails to realize that we now live in a world where inappropriate content will always be available to children no matter how much prevention people take.
13-year-old: Mom, why can't I watch Trailer Park Boys?
delusional mom: Because it's for people ages 18+ according to Common Sense Media. There's too much profanity and your too young to be hearing bad language.
13-year-old: The people at my school swear like sailors, you can't just blind me from this kind of stuff forever mom.
delusional mom: Well you're a kid and I don't want you to be around any bad language until you're at least 18.
by Dubiks February 20, 2019
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Common Core Math

Math that make zero sense, and has no daily appliances.
Common Core Math in a nutshell:
If Tony has 9311 apples and then eats 4321 oranges. How many pancakes does he have left over?
by Zoso_Floyd February 23, 2017
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Cummunism

A society in which cummodities and the means of ejaculation are collectively owned. In such a society, no one can deny his fellow citizen the right to jack him off on the grounds that he alone owns his penis; given that his penis would be collectively-owned, everyone would have the opportunity to wank his neighbor, free of charge (though certainly not "discharge").

This system is sometimes known as "Commujizm."
"I much prefer cummunism to fapitalism; I believe that such a society would allow for a much more egalitarian distribution of cum. What do you think, cumrade?"

"Cummunism looks good on paper, but has never worked in reality; it is simply not in humans' nature to equitably distribute semen amongst the various classes of society, and the Tragedy of the Cummons poses a significant obstacle to any society that hopes to implement it effectively."

"The problem with cummunism is that eventually you run out of other people's semen."
by dangitbobbeh July 31, 2016
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cummings invite

The Cummings Invite meant you where invited over for unprotected sex and would be cumming inside of her pussy.
Theresa just gave us the cummings invite again. Do you guys want to go?
by Azzman66 September 14, 2018
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ryan cumming

by Tebowgator December 27, 2013
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Common core

How about when the hw is 1+1 and the test is "two trains are going in opposite directions traveling and the speed of Lauren. If one of them stops for a lunch break at around 12 pm how many cupcakes are needed to but a human soul?"
Common core question: Joe has 250 watermelons and needs 300 how many does he need to buy? Students: why the hell does someone need 300 watermelons?
by Turtle Trey October 10, 2018
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Second Cumming of Christ

This is the catastrophic event of judgement where Jesus reveals that the last res-erection was only a pre-cumming and that only the raunchious will sexperience true salivation.
Yeah the orgy coming up is called the second cumming of christ, I truly cannot wait to attend.
by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020
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