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Cummer

Someone who ejaculates inside of summer.
Josh: bro look! We just got to the beach, and there’s already a cummer!
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cummer's remorse

When watching a porno or having sex anything can seem sexy but immediately after ejaculating it all of a sudden seems a little gross. You might even feel a little guilty.
"Dude, I was totally fapping to these chicks swapping cum on Pornhub but right after I came I was like, wow, this is actually not sexy at all. It's a little disgusting, actually. I had a serious case of cummer's remorse."
by howzaboutthat April 22, 2014
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cummer's remorse

1) A sense of regret after an orgasm that results from the physiological crash combined with a wave of guilt for taboo desires that were eagerly acted out during the pre-orgasmic high.

2) A wish that the orgasm had been postponed.
Jeff was eager to obey every humiliating direction, but after he jizzed he got cummer's remorse and immediately turned off his webcam.

Carl made a lot of promises to get the blowjob, but once he came he had cummer's remorse and recanted them.

2) Steve was overwhelmed with excitement and shot his wad, but experienced cummer's remorse when he saw the unquenched desire that remained in his lover's eyes.
by waterzworld February 1, 2010
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Cummer's Remorse

This is something every man has experienced. It is the moment after you cum and immediately realize what you just did was a bad idea.
"Dude, at first I thought finishing myself off in front of her was a great idea. After i blew, I immediately experienced mild "Cummer's Remorse "
by Esjay Entertainment March 16, 2009
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Cummer's Remorse

that feeling you get after you achieve an orgasm, by doing something that you are not proud of, and damn sure wouldn't tell your friends about. Its sort of like buyer's remorse only you can't return the shame...
"I had cummer's remorse like a motherfucker after I smashed that fat chick"
"I bet Joe had cummer's remorse after that blowski he got from Bill."
by BIG SMIT October 13, 2009
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cummer's high

The euphoria felt after an orgasm.
I'm still in a daze after sex with you! I'm experiencing a cummer's high!
by ThatGuyThisGuy November 29, 2010
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Cummer Avenue

A shitty area in Toronto where international students, illegal immigrants, refugees, basement asians and poor people live in rooming houses, garages, sheds and basements for low money. This area is near a hood called finch Avenue and Scarborough also.
Cummer avenue is the shittiest street in Toronto easily.
by Santasquad100 August 28, 2023
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