Cumlesterol

Cumlesterol is the buildup of jizz in your dick hole. High cumlesterol results from excessive nutting whether it be from sex or pumping off, and a portion of sperm continues to remain in the urethra and not be sprayed out.

Dude: Question. After you beat off, is it hard for you to take a piss afterwards?

Friend: I spank my meat so much, it is hard for me to piss at any given time from my high cumlesterol levels.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 22, 2017

Cumclusters

Another hip name for crack cocaine

Hey Tony, got any cumclusters?

by Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppsssss May 21, 2018

The San Marino Cumbuster

When you defeat half of your opponents chess pieces with only one horse.

Did you see when Magnus Carlsen used The San Marino Cumbuster on his opponent.

by Ostronius March 11, 2023

cumbuster

When you are getting a blowjob and are uncircumcised and your foreskin explodes like a balloon from the pressure of being blown into.

Dam that Asian hooker gave me a real cumbuster, haven't pissed right in a week.

by Anti asian August 24, 2017

Cumlepted

When you jizz on chicks face and she smiles

Damn gerald i got acne from when you cumlepted

by Chase blackshire September 10, 2020

combusted

consumed by fire/explode

"have you ever combusted looking at gurthy yoongi"

by combusture yoongi June 7, 2018

Eldarado Cumduster

an eldarado cumduster is when you are in a 69 position with a female and while shes sucking your penis you are kicking her in the head with the spurs on your boots and in the peak of the sexual position you must poop in her mouth and be putting baking powder in her eyes while cumming in her ear

last night raspusia was giving me a eldarado cumduster

by DBASP March 9, 2009