Cumfetti

Synonym for the act of ejaculating, a codeword used easily in public because it sounds so much like confetti. Verb, present tense.

I just knew I was about to cumfetti all over her face, but I couldn't help it.

by Nortegirl123 September 26, 2009

cumfetti

The little bits of tissue stuck to your penis after masturbating.

I prefer to jizz in a sock instead of tissue because I don't want to clean up the cumfetti.

by Harry Tipper August 31, 2012

cumfession

Accidentally confessing your love to your parter in the heat of moment while cumming.

Omg last night I accidentally did a cumfession while fucking my gf last night! It was so embarassing...

by Space Gnome December 30, 2014

Cumfetti

When 3 or more people "spooge" simultaniously.

"D00d me and your twin sisters made sweet cumfetti all over your mom's face it was truely epic lulz."

by patrick fuhken williams April 7, 2008

Cumlesterol

Cumlesterol is the buildup of jizz in your dick hole. High cumlesterol results from excessive nutting whether it be from sex or pumping off, and a portion of sperm continues to remain in the urethra and not be sprayed out.

Dude: Question. After you beat off, is it hard for you to take a piss afterwards?

Friend: I spank my meat so much, it is hard for me to piss at any given time from my high cumlesterol levels.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 22, 2017

Cummesthyism

An old English word for the study of nut.

I’m pursuing a degree in cummesthyism.

by Luigi_is_thicc December 4, 2018

cumnesty

A period of time following ejaculation whereby what is said can be forgiven or disregarded much like an amnesty.

M: “Where did you learn those moves?”
F: “I can’t believe you just said that”
M: “don’t get mad the cumnesty is still in place”

by Stoopoo November 13, 2022