cumcrack

one's mouth.
the human orifice capable of verbiage
usually meant in a derogatory way.
piehole
cakehole

"shut your cumcrack!!"

by radia January 6, 2009

Cumtured

soaked in cum

She found herself quite cumtured when she woke up the morning after a wild one-night stand.

by Cumlover420 January 18, 2019

Cumcrete

Mixing one's cum with sand, cement, and gravel that creates a form of concrete with cum instead of water. Great for building, just not for one's family or friends.

Damn bro, y'all are using concrete to pave roads, while I'm using cumcrete. Yeah, I was banned from the sperm bank.

by W E E N S U C C September 15, 2019

cumgurt

The combination of cum and yogurt

I gave my beloved wife some cumgurt for breakfast.

by terp town February 26, 2023

cumgurting

The act of performing a cumgurt. *See "Cumgurt" for definition.

I love cumgurting for my wife to enjoy a delicious breakfast!

by terp town February 26, 2023

cumcuddle

the act of cuddling with someone who has just cum.

"ahh, I just came! Do you wanna cumcuddle?"
"of coarse!"

by Nipplejizz77 February 4, 2010

cumcumber

What a cucumber is called when you plan on fucking it.

Thank goodness for those ice-cold cumcumbers I keep stocked in the fridge or I'd never get laid!

by bumbaleena July 3, 2011