columbus cumberbun

When the heavyset chick you brought home passes out before you are able to fuck her so you instead beat off and jizz all over her ample midsection.

The "Columbus" part of the phrase derives from the fact that chicks from Ohio are usually over 200lbs.

Q: Did you end up banging that fat chick last night?
A: No. Bitch passed out so I outfitted her with a columbus cumberbun instead and then stole cab change out of her wallet.

by Dez2H August 6, 2007

Cumberbunny

A woman who is entranced with Benedict Cumberbatch so much she hops after him like a bunny.

My mom is a total cumberbunny. She keeps watching Sherlock Holmes episodes over and over.

by ladyesther May 5, 2015

Wisconsin Cumberbun

The act of inserting cheese of any variety into a man or woman's anus using only your feet.

Tom: Did you smell his feet?
Rich: Yeah smells like he performed like three Wisconsin Cumberbuns last night.

by Cheese Coquette March 14, 2011

Cumberpunt

'Cucumber punt'. To drop kick someone in the dick.

"Dude Mike shouldn't have got up in his face- he got totally cumberpunted."

by TCrk October 1, 2020

cumberbutch

A dominant lesbian with masculine tendencies and an inexplicable fetish to defile Benedict Cumberbatch with a 12 inch, studded strap-on.

Jade (gruff, manly voice): "Yo, you gonna tap that or what?" *Pointing at B. Cumberbatch's posterior.
Emily: "Nah, you go, cumberbutch!"
B. Cumberbatch (backing away): "Now now ladies, I'm not playing Alan Turing from Imitation Game any longer..."

by KillerAspirins October 29, 2015

cumberbundt

a festive cake that you wear around your waist to give your tuxedo some pizzazz

Must you twerk? You're gonna make me frost my cumberbundt!

by Spaztech November 6, 2022

Cumberduty

Cumberduty (noun): A burdensome or undesirable task that one is repeatedly obligated to perform as a direct consequence of having previously demonstrated exceptional competence at it. It is an obligation that weighs on or hinders a person because of their own skill, trapping them in a repetitive and unrewarding role.

Etymology: A neologism combining the verb cumber, meaning to hinder or encumber, and the noun duty.

"The new office manager's attention to detail was initially praised, but it soon led to a cumberduty of tedious weekly reports that no one else was trusted to complete."

"After successfully streamlining the complex filing system, her victory turned into a cumberduty; she became the sole person responsible for managing and updating it."

by Iron Condor October 20, 2025