Squished Cumburger

The girl poops on the males pillow. then the male ejaculates. making the cumburger. then the female pushes the males face into it resembeling a bun.

That boy cheated on me so i gave him a squished cumburger

by hottiieee July 3, 2008

Cumburger

n. A burger that you jizz all over before cooking it... I work @ a Carl's Jr. and we do it all the time lol.

I watched the fat little boy eat the cumburger... looks like my secret ingredient tastes great!

by Gjelstiznles July 31, 2006

Cumburper

Derogatory term used to describe gay men. Describes the action usually taken after swallowing semen.

That kid Joey is such a fag. Little fucking cumburper.

by TboneSteakEggCheese October 17, 2008

cumburgler

Similar to a "turdburgler" (e.g. Ted Cruz), the "cumburgler" engages in a sneaky theft of one's vital essence. The secondary meaning is more literal, involving the theft of plastic containers from fertility clinics for the purpose of illicit breeding.

"I feel so drained from being around Maria. She's such a cumburgler!"

by RandyBob May 19, 2021

cumburger

A cumburger is a hamburger with a few cumshots on it.

A bunch of us cadets went camping and we grilled hamburgers, but some of them jacked off on mine

and made me eat their cumburgers!

by USAF Cadet August 22, 2021

cumburger

cumburgers are all over the place, especially in mansfield woodhouse. the majority of them go by the name of “louie”

“oh my god look at that cumburger over there!”
“that louie guy is such a cumburger”

by pussyl1cker3000 May 2, 2022