mega cumlord

A person who is the biggest player and gets all the girls. Every female in 10 mile radius of a true mega cum lord will instantly flock to his position. He owns a 17 inch monster with toned biceps, abs, calves, etc. The requirements to be a mega cum lord is the following being blonde, ripped, tanned, douche, having a white smile, and being named Chad.

Hide your wife, hide your kids a mega cumlord is coming to town!!

by Gawky Gawky Cumlord August 24, 2020

CumLord

C U M
C U M

My girls a cumlord

by Deviljho February 28, 2022

cumlord

A sigma male who can cum 3 times within 5 minutes

Hey did you hear about that cumlord cumming in the girls locker room?

by Synicall May 7, 2022

cumlord3000

Cumlord3000 is referred to a fat girl named lesly.

“did you see cumlord3000 today? That fat ting.”

by enviousgirll October 6, 2022

cumlord3000

Cumlord3000 is a fat ting named lesly. (ly lesly)

“did you see cumlord3000s makeup today?”
“I saw her yeah, but I couldn’t see her face behind all those rolls!”

by enviousgirll October 6, 2022

Cumlord

A cumlord is.aomeone who collects others cum and lords over the land, they are kind on a mix of Jesus and Allah but made out of cum and likes to talk to minors

"DENNIS let's jack off together in this jug so we can get paid from the cumlord"

by Scrambled_ggiern.Chicky May 7, 2025

cumlord

An individual who takes loads of sperm on their face.

“Jesus is my good little cumlord.”

by DaddyKorey12345 July 12, 2025