Cumlord

Refers to an individual who has an unnatural or unhealthy obsession with all things cum. Used in a derogatory way, often towards people having multiple unprotected sex partners.

"Ugh you are being such a Cumlord!"

"She screws everyone that she meets, she is a huge Cumlord."

by Master Bates Alot December 16, 2009

cumlord

me and myself with your mother

i am your mother's cumlord

by koki bolls August 11, 2021

cumlord

Deriving from the formulation of two words: 'Cum' and 'Lord'.
Meaning: The Boss/Master of a semen/sperm mixture or a 'Twat'.
Normally used as an insult when the user is either intoxicated or on the losing side of an insult battle. The use of such a word is ill-advised as people will come to the conclusion that you are retarded. see Fucktard

Mother, you cumlord, where is my fucking tea?

by Margaret Thatcher February 27, 2004

cumlord

A person usually a man who trades accommodations for sex.

Becky hates her parents and if she can find a cumlord she is outta there.

by dubeswiggins January 11, 2015

Cumlord

When someone’s being a dick or generally making you upset; a very widely known homosexual man

Guy: holy shit here comes the cumlord
Cumlord: I got horses in the back, horse stock is attached

by Big_T_lmao December 28, 2020

CumLord

C U M
C U M

My girls a cumlord

by Deviljho February 28, 2022

cumlord

A sigma male who can cum 3 times within 5 minutes

Hey did you hear about that cumlord cumming in the girls locker room?

by Synicall May 7, 2022