cuntch

Cuntch is a contraction of the words cunt and bitch and is used to describe someone for whom neither word does justice.

My ex-wife is a major cuntch.

by Evilmike September 3, 2005

i'ma cutchu

what you say when someone is annoying the crap out of you... or they are mean... in white-people language it's "i'm going to cut you"

"ho... if you don't stop that, i'ma cutchu

by Bethany March 28, 2004

cutchie

Jamaican rasta slang term for a pipe for smoking marijuana. Also a name for a spliff, also known as joint, zoot, butt, tab etc.

"Pass de cutchie pon de left hand side"

by Pietro February 9, 2005

cuntchup

a females menstration period.

"I cant fuck that bitch now cz of her cuntchup."

by spanish and brabbit September 1, 2006

czetching

The act of masturabation using your own tears as lubrication.

I caught James listening to Dashboard Confessional and czetching again

by downonyourmom August 27, 2009

Chetch

A word used during epic banter to describe chi-chi moments/movements or people... Or used more generally to cuss a man down.

The word is comprised of the name 'Winston Churchill' & the Jamaican Patois term 'chich'.

Chetch was coined by The Box of Toys in Gran Canaria, 2009... Strictly for the banter.

Listen you, you Winston. Stop being chetch or I'll upload those pics of you dropping it low to Facebook.

by KoTBT June 30, 2011

cretch

A creep/wretch. A really creepy/sleazy/pervy guy/girl

That guy's such a cretch, he was cretching on that girl.

by misc123 July 15, 2009