paper canoe

When a joint burns on one side only.

Hey man, looks like we've got a paper canoe on our hands, let's squash this shit out and roll a new one.

by Mike the Rookie September 2, 2009

pube canoe

A lone pubic hair floating in an otherwise clean toilet.

While urinating, Steve made a game of trying to sink the pube canoe.

by Dalemite April 23, 2006

iroquois canoe

When you inject heroin through the urethra.

Yo bring a needle tonight and we can shoot some Iroquois Canoes.
Isn't that gay?
Not in the reservation it's not.

by showmethemknees February 2, 2015

Canon Event

An event in someone's life that must happen, in order to keep the balance of the multiverse and a development in their storyline. If you happen to change or distrupt it, the multiverse will collapse.

"Hey, i saw Jhon's girl with another man! should we tell him?"

"Nah man, it's his canon event!"

by anjinglah June 6, 2023

Douche Canoe

An individual who insists on causing the rest of the earth as much pain as possible; A chap so arrogant and twattish that they have almost no choice but to fuck you over whenever possible.

*Car drives through large puddle, drenching a child*

Child: "Pickles, what a complete Douche Canoe that old chap is!"

by FretWizard February 2, 2014

Glonnie Canoy

A person who is older than 18 but acts like a child. It is also a person who is unbelievably cringe.

Ew, this guy is so cringe. This is a Glonnie Canoy Moment

by I live inside your walls April 6, 2022

simuel canon

When two Italian boys get together in a Philosophy high school TV show against all odds.

Bro, simuel canon, bro.
Yes! Starting today, simuel canon.

by mercifuil September 17, 2023