crusterbate

1.to masturbate to a crusty pussy
2.To masterbate multiple times without washing the Dry cum off, from the first time

"I like to Crusterbate to ur mom."

by Melikki November 26, 2006

cryptster

See: a very old hipster - too old for the practice. He or she has not given up the fight to listen to bands that nobody cares about, on vinyl. Often says "this is REALLY FUCKING ELECTRONIC!". Was spotted at an Elvis Costello concert wearing a brimmed hat. Ruins plastic rimmed glasses for everyone. Has an STD, probably.

There were so many cryptsters at the Pixies show we ran out of PBR by song three.

by Dr. Daffodil April 23, 2008

Crusterd

Someone being really ugly but is still a legand at the same time. But they are monsters at black ops and will do anything to win. Typacially named Simon, Leo, WIll and anything starting with G.

That Simon was such a crusterd

by ELDERLEO September 6, 2016

crypster

n. A person, usually white middle-upper class, who attends concerts featuring music aimed at primarily younger audiences. This person can often be seen wearing a fedora, or other trendy headgear. If they appear cool, they may be loaded enough to approach for free drink. Word comes from American root: hipster.

Oh my lawd, that crypster was so fucking old at that Vampire Weekend show. At least we scored some free PBR's.

by Diedrich von Octuberstein April 23, 2008

oak cresters

students who attend oak crest middle school.

oak crester:how was your spirit day?

diegueno kid: bad.

oak crester: y?

diegueno: because diegueno sucks.

oak crester: u should b an oak crester. its better and a lot of fun. u diegueno kids suck! oak cresters rule!

diegueno kid: tru, tru.

by elyse234745r943765946 October 11, 2008

Cruster

An older person, typically over 50, who tries to hang out with a much younger crowd, often dressing and acting like they were in high school again.

We went to go dancing Saturday night, but there were too many "crusters" on the dance floor, so we left.

by California Dreaming February 4, 2010

Cruster

Those crusty toenails you find on your nans feet.

My nan has many crusters

by 'relateable'garbage:) February 16, 2019