Cryarhea

Excessive,Exaggerated Crying,for little or no reason.

What's with the Emos? Have they got Cryarhea,or what?

by Waboa February 13, 2009

Craydar

An organ in everyone's mind that detects how cray other people are.

"Her craydar is strong!"

by kr (: June 5, 2014

CryFar

The embodiment of a forum troll who does nothing but post childish comebacks, never attempting to actually contribute constructively to the discussion topic.

Oh great, CryFar is posting his pointless drivel of an argument again.

by Omniinmo August 23, 2009

Cryarrhea

1) When you cry so hard that diarrhea comes out of your eyes, this eye-diarrhea is so named. Cryarrhea occurs when the feelings that make you cry come from deep within you.

1) When my 2-year-old daughter said she didn't love me, I cried so hard that diarrhea actually came out of my eyes...the nurse got me some toilet paper to wipe the cryarrhea from my face and shirt.

by Askanadult December 24, 2008

Cryarrhea

The process of crapping(bowel movement) and going diarrhea simultaenously.

When Jimmy got near the girl he liked, he went cryarrhea in his pants instead of nervous breakdown.

by Anonymous December 5, 2004

Cryarting

The act of crying so uncontrollably hard whether it is a sad cry or a happy cry that you lose control and fart slips out. If you are lucky the sound of sobbing muffles the minor explosion that just occurred between your legs.

After she heard that Dawson's Creek was being cancelled my girlfriend was so hysterical that she started cryarting and the worse thing was she had Mexican the night before.

by NickyLags November 15, 2012

Crylarity

The aftereffect of an event/moment being so hysterical that it makes you cry and laugh at the same time.

Jeff: We wanted to feel bad for Tim, but we ended up getting lost in the crylarity of it all. After all, he deserved it.

by RainbowSerpentia June 22, 2014