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stop crying before i give you something to cry about

the phrase that every poc parent says to their kid to make them physically obstruct the concept of their body and stop crying after having the black smacked off of them.
parent: hits kid
kid: cries from pain
parent: stop crying before i give you something to cry about
by sweet-white-stuff June 21, 2023
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cry about it cracker

A phrase used by people who are absolute morons in life and don't know how to get their shit straight. Usually used by bitch ass 9 year olds in arguments when they want to be tough. (but then sound like a piece of shit) Also commonly used by racists.
"Bro, what's your problem, I didn't do shit"
"cry about it cracker"
by SilverBronze July 23, 2023
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Cry about it more

No. I'm not Jordan Peterson and the last time I cried it precipitated in direct proportion to the intensity of my crying to (the point of hail), in the middle of spring, on a sunny day, and it stopped when I was done. I was reciting a poem I wrote about murdering God and was brought to tears by my own brilliance.
Hym "And I'm not being hyperbolic or lying. So no I'm not going to cry about it more. It just snowed and I have to walk to work tomorrow because I don't get paid to be an incest freak. I'm also not Jordan Peterson and, therefore, don't blubber about things rather than doing the right thing."
by Hym Iam December 29, 2025
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