Library cruzing

To walk around books in an cardigan, to grab the most interesting for your purpose, sit down by a big window, drink a mocha latte and alternate reading with surfing on your preferably small laptop, and now and then put some chocolate into your mouth.

(On the phone):

1: Hey man! What are you doing?

2: Im Library cruzing!

1: You got some nice spot?

2: Yeah! It's near a big window and there are some sweet honeys sitting next to me.

1: You know them?

2: Yeah! it's Virignia Woolf and Toni Morrison...

by Humpert Burf Humperslick March 5, 2010

Chevrolet Cruze

A brand new compact sedan made by the Chevrolet division of General Motors, designed for MY 2011. It really makes up for the shittard Chevy Cobalt, which had a crappy interior. Similar to the Cobalt, the Cruze gets 36 mpg highway, a lot like the Cobalt's 37. Originally it was also the Holden Cruze sold in Australia and Asia, but imported into the United States in 2010.

Impressive! The Chevrolet Cruze in one sexy car, getting SO much mpg on the highway!!

by Cummy worm November 29, 2010

The Nick Cruze

One who sells out to black culture despite the color of their own skin. Usually considers themself some kind of rapper/gangster. A Nick Cruze will often be spotted fucking toilets, walls and people who would rather be fucking his best friend.

Guy 1: Check out that wigger rapping over there. He's got all those bitches with him, but he doesn't realize that he's clearly stuffing his pants with a banana.

Ryan: What a Nick Cruze. Let's beat his ass.

by Alcoholypmic Gold April 5, 2005

Cruzing The Internet

The act of watching illicit adult material online while simultaneously stimulating oneself

Dude, did you see Ted Cruz's Twitter last night? He was totally Cruzing the internet

by Throwaway181 September 12, 2017

Diesel Cruze

A Cruze that 1% of the population knows about, and only .069% understand anything about it. Apparently gets better mileage than a hybrid and isn’t gay.

“Why is your Cruze knocking?”
“Idk, I think it’s a diesel Cruze or something”

by DieselBoi69 May 2, 2018

You Got Cruzed!

Pronounced: ('You Got Cruised!') Is a expression that is usually used when someone proves that they are better than someone else without sounding like a Chav, leaving the victim speechless.

This can be used in any scenario.

Boy 1: Mum, please don't shout at me when my friends are...

Boy 1's Mum: Shut up you little shit! I can shout whenever I want!

Boy 2: You Got Cruzed!

by natty56bp October 29, 2011

cruzed

Seeing porn on your twitter feed because someone else liked it

"I got cruzed today, it was lesbian porn too!"

by Babymamamams September 14, 2017