woolf

A bloodthirsty wild canine in sheep’s clothing.

Little Red Riding Hood and da Three Little Pigs were both warned to watch out for a certain “woolf” along their travels, but they still ran afoul of him all da same!

by QuacksO October 8, 2023

Woolf Pack

A group of raw ppl that luv Sam Woolf
(Also known as 'The Bacon Gang')

Sam Woolf leads da Woolf Pack am I right

by Samuel Woolf April 17, 2014

Logan Woolf

A little bitch who likes to take long gay walks on the beach

Quit acting like Logan Woolf

by Urbancowboy701 November 6, 2017

Virginia Woolf

Famous modernist woman writer who combined amazingly astute critical insights with 'moments of being' of superb poetic beauty. Born Virginia Stephen, married Leonard Woolf. Commonly associated with the Bloomsbury group. Sister of Vanessa Bell (formerly Vanessa Stephen), also famous -- post-impressionist painter. Related to Thackeray and a bunch of other famous folks. Friends with lots of famous writers: Lytton Stratchey, T.S. Eliot, etc. Had an affair with Vita Sackville-West. Quite well known for her feminism. Wrote a lot of essays, a fair number of novels and a number of short stories. Extensive scholarship has been done on Woolf, as with most 'modernist' writers. Witty and eccentric, rather bitchy at times. Had bouts of depression -- scholars have written on things like manic depression and her works, etc. Killed herself -- drowning -- on 28 March 1941, aged 59.

Set up the very successful Hogarth Press with her husband (eventually owned by Random House!). Printed a variety of important and interesting texts, including Freud's works and The Wasteland.

Often abused by pretentious poseurs who namedrop. Also hated by undergraduates who were dealt out bad grades because of her. Misunderstood by aforementioned pretentious poseurs who insist on looking starry-eyed while setting up shrines to her, thus ostentatiously displaying their profound understanding of 'the poetic temperament' and incredible appreciation for the lyrical quality of her works.

Pretentious Poseur: Do you know Virginia Woolf? No? She's like one of the coolest writers around, dude. I can feel her pain man. Life is pain. I want to drown myself too.

English Professor: E.M. Forster wrote that Woolf's weakness as a writer is her inability to get out of character. Consider the possible role of dialectic in Woolf's works with respect to the relevance of a revisioning of the concept of realism in the wake of World War I.

Bitter Undergraduate: Did you know that Woolf caused my GPA to drop by 0.5? I hate these stupid difficult writers who make no sense.

by justanotherone,two,three,four March 20, 2010

richard woolf

A stubby circumcised potato cock

Girl: he was a 6/10 before we got back to tamarama and I saw his Richard Woolf. He's a strong 1/10

by the pitbull April 16, 2015

Wohlfunk

The reek of an obvious political lie or scam attempted by notorious Trump-fanboy and criminal dimwit Jacob A. Wohl.

"The reek of the Wohlfunk on Jacob's latest attempt to grift his followers was so strong even the most credulous boobs didn't fall for it."

by Berzerkergang April 29, 2019

Monkey Wolf

Based on the online persona who makes primarily Nintendo themed web-comics for Reddit and Instagram, as well as animations for YouTube.

"Wolf" comes from the primary artist who calls himself "Wolf Bro"

"Monkey" comes from "Mr. Monkey" who is supposedly a sidekick who is always there to support wolf bro. If you look close, Mr. Monkey is hidden in every single one of Monkey Wolfs YouTube videos.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen Monkey Wolfs new Waluigi video?
Person 2: No but I saw his "If Smash bros had Pre-Fight cutscenes" comics on Reddit.

by Jan Je Je October 8, 2019