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Corporate Cuttlefish

A person, typically lacking principles and/or integrity who demonstrates duplicitous behaviour in order to climb the corporate ladder, contradicting their true thoughts/beliefs in the process.

Similar to the male cuttlefish that has been observed swimming between a female and a rival male displaying different messages to both of them. On his left half, the one the female could see, he flashed zebra-stripe courtship colours to advertise his interest. But on his right half, facing the rival male, he flashed the mottled colours of a female. As far as the competitor was concerned, he was swimming next to two females, oblivious to the act of cross-dressing/seduction going on right next to him. The cheater, meanwhile, prospers.
Look at that group of corporate cuttlefish brown-nosing management's latest harebrained initiative.
by Janonamouse March 8, 2021
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crottled greeps

A term used in science fiction fandom, implicitly a foodstuff, which derives from (1) “crottles,” the curved lines in cartoons indicating that a character is falling over backwards and (2) “grippe” (influenza) as spelled by the English and pronounced by the French. It is said that crottled greeps are to food what blog is to drink; many fans have presented their ideas of what the true recipe for both must be, even though the Geneva Convention expressly describes the transmission of the true recipes of either by any means as a Crime Against Humanity.
If you don't like crottled greeps, why did you order them?
by rich brown August 11, 2004
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Rasberry cuttle puff

1. A particularly bitchy girl that gets on your nerves it you can't pinpoint the reason.

2. A derrogitory term used against Jews canadians native Americans and gays
That rasberry cuttle puff ruined the rest of my week by just walking in the room
by Mrhanky January 20, 2010
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Crustle

The noise a crispy well-cooked pizza crust makes when you break it. Indicates a delicious pie.
Oooh listen, this pizza has great crustle!
by gidge83 May 12, 2009
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Cuttlefish

GWAR's lead throat thing Oderus Urungus's huge prosthetic wang dangling between his legs.
Oderus's cuttlefish busted all over the crowd!

The pigs confiscated Oderus's cuttlefish as evidence.
by jägermonsta November 10, 2008
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Cuttlefish

A talented cross dresser, who randomly flashes his testicles at people for the shock value.
Joe was hitting on this hot chick at the bar when-SURPRISE!-she turned out to be a cuttlefish.
by cephalopod lover October 20, 2010
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Crattle

New Zealand idiomatic word for spherical and/or dried lumps of animal faeces, typically those left by a sheep or rabbit but may also refer to excrement of larger animals once it has dried and begun to disintegrate
"You can tell we're in rabbit country because of all the crattles; you can see that they're smaller and more numerous than those left by a sheep."
by SteepUD October 18, 2013
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