Crack a crustie

To have a second or third round of sex, where the penetration effectively loosens the crust formed by the previous coitus.

The morning after, Johny was so horny he had little choice but to crack a crustie and bone Mary before she showered.

by Mont the 3 legged dog December 20, 2010

Butt Crusties

The tiny specs of crunchy looking balls of sweaty dirt that fall off on to the back rim of the toilet seat, from just above your ass crack. Similar to dingle berries, these crusty little dustings collect usually after wiping occurs.

"MOM, Michael left BUTT CRUSTIES on the back of the toliet seat again".

by castigrl4 January 12, 2008

poop crusties

Crust and stains left in a toilet after flushing. They resemble wet bread bits.

Oh you crackhead, you left poop crusties in the can.

by SPLOOGERIFIC April 24, 2006

crusties

aka crustpunks crustypunks. plural form of the terms crusty and crustpunk. crusties are fans of the genre of harsh punk rock/hardcore music called crustcore, crust punk or simply crust. a member of the crustcore punk scene. some crusties are also squatters or homeless. some obvious looks associated with the crusty milieu are black cloths, butt flaps, facial tattoos, lots of patches, dread locks and punk rock hair styles, bottle and lighter heads clamped on to clothes, canine animal companions, bullet belts and sleeveless jean jackets. some popular bands include Dystopia, Amebix, Antiscism, Mankind?, Doom, and Hiatus.

hey did you see those 2 drunk crusties kids get in a fight over a dumpstered bagel yesterday?

by darkmugan May 31, 2005

crustie

A dried bodily secretion in or near an orifice, such as the nostril or anus. Examples include boogers or hardened fecal matter. They are often trapped in hair filaments and require effort to remove.

Jim: So we were going to the beach, and-
Bruce: Bro, you've got a crustie in your nose
Jim: Ew, thanks bro *wipes it*

by Spagoons May 19, 2018

crustless socks

Any sock with length below the ankle. Such as low cut socks and slip-on socks.

Person A: Hey, I can’t seem to find my crustless socks

Person B: Your what?
Person A: Bruh my slip-on socks

by toiletpaper96 June 12, 2018

crusted dumpling

A black boy dumped by an asian chick.

That little crusted dumpling needs to find himself a real sista.

by msmasdf December 28, 2013