1 definition by Spagoons
A dried bodily secretion in or near an orifice, such as the nostril or anus. Examples include boogers or hardened fecal matter. They are often trapped in hair filaments and require effort to remove.
Jim: So we were going to the beach, and-
Bruce: Bro, you've got a crustie in your nose
Jim: Ew, thanks bro *wipes it*
Bruce: Bro, you've got a crustie in your nose
Jim: Ew, thanks bro *wipes it*
by Spagoons April 2, 2018