Cervelt Cruster

When you take one of your dad’s highly expensive and exceptionally comfortable Cervelt dress socks and use it for your crusty old wank sock stored under your bed.

Honey where’s the mate to my new Cervelt socks? These were $1,500. Check under our son’s bed. If he’s doing a Cervelt cruster I’m going to beat his ass.

by Dick Onchin September 28, 2020

coventry cruster

A tasty pastry that can be bought from any good bakers...such as Greggs.

I'm going to the bakery to buy a coventry cruster, would you like me to purchase one for yourself?

by chris farquhar May 16, 2006

nut cruster

selena

selena is a big nut cruster, only one that you enjoy.

by crusted October 14, 2021

dont tax my gig so hard-core, cruster.

translation: get off my case you old fogey!
used by pauly shore in encino man.

mr morgan, if your all edged cuz im wheezin off your grindage, just chill cuz if i had the whole brady bunch thing happenin at my pad, id go grind over there. so DONT TAX MY GIG SO HARD-CORE, CRUSTER!

by cibyl June 19, 2003

Mud Cruster

Person who shits and let's it crust

Yo i heard that this mf is a mud cruster

by Cheeky breeky 285 May 10, 2025

Cruster

a nasty ass person (anti-racist term)

yo that boy a CRUSTER ass mf

by Stankball November 17, 2020

Butt Cruster

Some one with serious issues of not having proper hygiene when it comes to cleaning there private parts and leads to having crusted shit on there ass and bikini line. The stains may appear on clothing.

My Brother is Butt Cruster, he never washed his body un his life.

by IHateHiegene July 09, 2024