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Cervelt Cruster

When you take one of your dad’s highly expensive and exceptionally comfortable Cervelt dress socks and use it for your crusty old wank sock stored under your bed.
Honey where’s the mate to my new Cervelt socks? These were $1,500. Check under our son’s bed. If he’s doing a Cervelt cruster I’m going to beat his ass.
by Dick Onchin September 28, 2020
mugGet the Cervelt Crustermug.

coventry cruster

A tasty pastry that can be bought from any good bakers...such as Greggs.
I'm going to the bakery to buy a coventry cruster, would you like me to purchase one for yourself?
by chris farquhar May 23, 2006
mugGet the coventry crustermug.

nut cruster

selena is a big nut cruster, only one that you enjoy.
by crusted October 14, 2021
mugGet the nut crustermug.
translation: get off my case you old fogey!
used by pauly shore in encino man.
mr morgan, if your all edged cuz im wheezin off your grindage, just chill cuz if i had the whole brady bunch thing happenin at my pad, id go grind over there. so DONT TAX MY GIG SO HARD-CORE, CRUSTER!
by cibyl June 18, 2003
mugGet the dont tax my gig so hard-core, cruster.mug.

Cruster

yo that boy a CRUSTER ass mf
by Stankball November 17, 2020
mugGet the Crustermug.

Butt Cruster

Some one with serious issues of not having proper hygiene when it comes to cleaning there private parts and leads to having crusted shit on there ass and bikini line. The stains may appear on clothing.
My Brother is Butt Cruster, he never washed his body un his life.
by IHateHiegene July 8, 2024
mugGet the Butt Crustermug.

Mud Cruster

Person who shits and let's it crust
Yo i heard that this mf is a mud cruster
by Cheeky breeky 285 May 10, 2025
mugGet the Mud Crustermug.

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