Crunker

An alcoholic and/or partier.

Lindsey-"Henry got completely shit faced over the weekend,just like the week before."

Alex-"Yeah,he's a totally crunker."

by cock-a-doolittle. October 24, 2008

crunklesided

crooked, uneven, broken, ass-backwards, back-asswards, and sideways; caddywhompus

This old house sure dose have some crunklesided walls.

by Geoge P. Burdell July 27, 2016

crunkles

a criminal who lurks in Marshals and sings the crunkle song.

oh no! there’s crunkles coming for us!

by vinnysboyfriend May 28, 2023

crunkle

A crunk uncle, usually both at the same time but not always

Lil' Jon is a Crunkle because he is crunk and a uncle

by 1Hunter1 May 13, 2007

crunkled

combination of crap, funk and haggled. when something is just all messed up. nothing's really cool about the situation. crunkity.

My back is just sore as hell, it's all crunkled up.

Look at all that laundry I have to fold. That shit's crunkled.

That chick is crunkled.

by boobaliboo July 5, 2010

crunkers

A drinking game of Checkers w/ shot glasses

We got crunked playin crunkers.

by jessizzle December 13, 2004

crunkbert

A drunk nerd. If you thought nerds were awkward when they're sober, watch with horror what happens when they lose their inhibitions.

Yo crunkbert, tone it down a notch. You're embarrassing everyone around you.

by positively March 30, 2007