Crundelman

You start off by giving your dago friend a nice juicy cleveland steamer on his chest. At the same time you must be fucking Ben in the ass at which point you remove your cock and place the tip of your dick right above his lip to leave a shit mustache. You then procede to dip your balls in the shit left over from your cleveland steamer and place them directly on the wop's eyes to leave the appearance of 2 black (brown) eyes. You then procede to get your dick sucked by a Sicilian and ultimately cum inside their nostrils once you're finished.

I was hanging out with a bunch of my Italian buddies until suddenly they asked me if I wanted to perform a Crundelman on them. It's apparantly a custom of friendship over there.

by BellBivDevoe92 April 2, 2009

Crundge

Noun

A dirty sounding word for the female reproductive organs. Crundge is a word only uttered by the hardest of people who are brave enough to use such a sick word to describe a vagina.

just say it, go on, sound it out... sounds bad eh... it was invented by a sick mind who tried to make the word cunt even worse...

Jake, Toby and Ben watched helplessly as Jacks Girl got her crundge out...

by pumpingaway October 28, 2008

crundle cop

Crundle cop is the officer who either inspects or if you pay him he will look after your crundle. ;D

Jon:oh thank god for my crundle cop, if it wasn't for him my crundle would of caught crundalis.

by CrundleCop. September 20, 2010

crundelitis

disease of having an overly dirty crundel. can be cured by the cleaning and washing of the crundel area.

Man I was about to eat her out then smelled her crundelitis and said "O NAH".

by Shua J March 9, 2011

chundee

A derogatory term used to identify a person of African American decent, usually children.

That fuckin' chundee stole my bike!

by Saranac11 April 14, 2005

crundle

An expression used in distress. It can take the place of "oh god" "oy vey" "shit" "fuck" "goddammit" "motherfucker", "damn", etc. It is the new slang for cursing.

"Crundle!" Sari shouted when she burnt her finger making tea.

by Adam McG. May 25, 2006

Crundies

Crundies are undies that are crusty from dried up semen usually from masturbation ejaculating into the underwear and leaving it there to dry. Crusty+Undies=Crundies.

“The boy had dirty crundies in his room. Disgusting!”

by ZuccGod November 19, 2018