Much like Boom headshot of FPS Doug fame, Splat cumshot shows that one has achieved total dominance over someone else much like in the manner of ejaculating their face. Degrading.
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Pwner: Splat cumshot, kthxbai.
Pwner: Splat cumshot, kthxbai.
by Icky Thump January 2, 2009
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Once released, it will follow a parabolic path into a female's eyes, rendering her temporarily blind.
*Allows for a Jersey Hit and Quit.
Once released, it will follow a parabolic path into a female's eyes, rendering her temporarily blind.
*Allows for a Jersey Hit and Quit.
Girl 1: Girl, did he do the Jersey cumshot?
Girl 2: yea that motherfucker did, how'd you know?
Girl 1: Your eye is twitching.
Girl 2: yea that motherfucker did, how'd you know?
Girl 1: Your eye is twitching.
by jersey4life January 19, 2011
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When a man ejaculates onto another persons back usually after having intercourse doggy-style, and he then measures how far he shot his seed down the person's back.
Have you heard of this new olypic sport? It's called the cumshot put, and I saw the judges give this guy a ten after he made it all the way to his partners left ear lobe.
by kingtommy February 16, 2006
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1.) troy was masturbating at his computer when all of the sudden he received a self-inflicted cumshot when he nut in his eye.
2.) tucker was fucking a chick doggie style when his dick slipped out and ended up nestled between her ass cheeks right before climax; when he looked down, he nut right in his own eye.
2.) tucker was fucking a chick doggie style when his dick slipped out and ended up nestled between her ass cheeks right before climax; when he looked down, he nut right in his own eye.
by devouthorse April 4, 2009
Get the self-inflicted cumshot mug.To ejaculate. Typically on a part of the body. For example, on the face (i.e. facial), in the mouth, on the breasts, on the legs or buttocks. Some fetishes even shown 'cumshots' on leather boots. Cumshots typically refer to a male ejaculating on a female but also include ejaculation on another male, inanimate objects, animals, or simply into the air (the cum falls where it may). The cumshot is very popular in pornography perhaps due to its explicit sexual nature which excites many.
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2. that crack in a couch or chair that has a large amount of crumbs and small lost items
2. that crack in a couch or chair that has a large amount of crumbs and small lost items
Ex for 1: "That chick is a crumbhole."
Ex for 2: I lost my pen and had to dig in the crumbhole for it.
Ex for 2: I lost my pen and had to dig in the crumbhole for it.
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