snake a cold cruiser

to drink a beer.

Hey, after work you wanna snake a cold cruiser?

Yeah, I'll snake an ice cold cruiser.

by golden richards August 15, 2009

cutty cruise

To go drive out the country roads, or "cuts", and smoke weed while driving. Usually done with a car load of people. Shortened to "C.C."

Hey man, wanna roll up a blunt, get some people and go on a cutty cruise up Cantelow?

by MCFriday August 6, 2011

Land Cruiser

Made from 1951, it is every Arab teenager's wet dream. Owning a land cruiser is not just owning a truck with 8 seats, or a 4x4 with a pimped-up body. It is much more than that. This car is built to last anything, no wonder why ISIS uses them. Collisions? got em. Explosions? got em. Nukes?, ehh, not yet tried but if its a land cruiser, you know it can survive it.
"If you want to go out to the outback, go in a Range Rover, if you want to return, go in a Land Cruiser"
-Every intellectual Australian
A true beast, it has Jeeps for breakfast, Nissan Patrols for Lunch, and Range Rovers for dinner, not to mention Ford Expeditions for dessert.

Person #1: "Yo, I just got a Land Cruiser!, can't wait to take this baby out for a run"
Person #2: "Are you retarded?, Jeeps and Range Rovers can beat its ass!"
Person #1: "*Shows montage of Land cruisers being blown up and still surviving without a scratch*"
Person #2: "You know what, ima be back, gonna sell my Jeep to get a Land Cruiser."

by AverageLawAbidingCitizen April 27, 2019

Missile cruiser

The way-too-easy sexual closure fueled by the magic of prom nite or some other milestone, liberating event.

Oh man, it was unexpectedly Awsome! She was massively uninhibited! For the record, NAS-T! Total missile cruiser.....

by YAWA May 14, 2015

Shoes for cruise

A phrase used to describe someone who is never caught acting up or slippin. They always seem innocent and get around the system. They "cruise" by.

Adam - We've got to get this guy fired, man! We should catch him acting up.
Blake - That's impossible, Adam. This guy's got shoes for cruise, we'll never catch him slippin...

by AK1117 February 11, 2013

cruiser spooning

The act of parking two police cruisers with the driver's sides adjacent so that the officers can converse through the open windows

"Better slow down, the po-po are cruiser spooning in the parking lot ahead"

by Andrew Lagemann December 12, 2008

cooze cruise

a quest undertaken by (usually) a group of two or more males, while going out on the town to scope out various females, to score pussy and partake in a little skeezing by the end of the evening.

the ultimate boys night out party, especially if all participants get a piece of the action.

see also: beaver hunt

"pack your bags boys, we're goin on a cooze cruise tonight!"

by lucky January 8, 2006