Cruster

A skate artist. One who consistantly slimes out of anything physically or mentally demanding. An individual who talks big game but never backs it up. Will repetitively tell the same story but with different details each time without realizing that he contradicted himself. A cruster will not own his own vehicle, and thereby mooches rides via the 'guilt trip' method. Paying gas money is completely out of the question, so don't ask. You will owe everything to a cruster. Always claims to be broke, yet always seems to have more than enough money for alcohol.

"You never run? You're such a cruster!"

"That girl called in sick 3 times in a row... what a cruster"

by xXSk8erChicAXx March 22, 2010

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A pristine, crisp, refreshing, cold beer in a can. 24 racks are preferred, but most frat stars enjoy 30 racks of crusters.

"Hey dude are we heading to the bars tonight? If so, we need to snag a 24 of crusters."

"I'm about to get super scripto after this 10th cruster."

"Toss me a cruster, bro."

by Scripto Cruster December 13, 2016

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Crustering

When a crusten is in the act of buffering or distracted by a jelly bean.

Justin spent the entire shift crustering and going extra slow

by Dings666 July 24, 2019

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A term coined by Canadian divorced streamer Félix 'xQc' Lengyel.

To be a cruster is to only care about superficial things in life, one that has no foundation to build their opinion on.

The type of person to lack a 'core', an inner value.

Octavius: Haha wow this video is so bad, it only has 40.000 views
Chadley: You are such a cruster, get professional help.

by exqueueseael January 26, 2023

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