Hurr durr, I'm a worthless piece of shit that can't even spell Baja right. Don't even mention that I probably drive a Neon or something American and I enjoy paying for repairs that shouldn't even be needed. Dumbass. I also believe that a car is crap based solely on how it looks, practical or not.
"That dumbass above doesn't know that Subarus are known for being better than anything American. Doesn't even know that cruck is a stupid, worthless non-existant word."
by Raped by: Subaru February 22, 2005
by O(=^=)O Capn September 01, 2005
Something amazing, outrageous, surprising; usually yelled or shouted. Denotes a positive experience.
by General Burnside May 20, 2007
Being drunk and high on maryjane and a mixture of other drugs. not fucked up but crucked up because its like a concoction of drug induced retardedness
by sexyfrisson March 31, 2013
by Nathaniel Spritzner May 21, 2006
by B-rizzle April 21, 2020
A (most likely homemade) pocket pussy that has been heated under a heating lamp. Commonly seen baking in a Raider Mr. Handy bot.
The boys were getting a little hot and bothered so they had to whip out the cruck to blow off some steam.
by UrbanKoolaid June 26, 2020