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crapifications

used as an oath/curse when the user of the word is either
a)feeling posh, or
b)hyper.
The word gives the user time to think of what they will say next.
Oh crapifications, I left all of my work at home!
by Raphael Angrypie the Uberpotato November 16, 2006
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Crunkification

The act of getting crunk, or being so crunk, that you are unable to speak, and must be referred to in the third person because you are unable to think or speak.
Yo, Tyreseus, we need some mad crunkification tonight so's we can fuck dese bitches.
by Tristan November 24, 2003
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Crucifiction

Also Crucifixxxion
A Sexual position involving a woman/man ("Crucifie") whom will be "Crucified" being suspended above the floor laying in a traditional Christlike punishment pose (I.E. arms outstretched, legs straight- as if on a cross). Once suspended off the floor - Height varies but No less than 18 in. above. Leaving enough room for person to slide beneath. Usually done crotch pointed down, ass up (can be reversed). Once safely secured by guide wires "Nailed" to each wrist and the ankles, the crucifixxxion begins. One "Crucifier" slides beneath for access to the crotch/ass. Two now place their "Spears of Destiny" into a hand. One at the head - giving the "crucifiee" a last meal (as it were). That leave one of two potential options for the last person. This will be either the feet or ass/crotch. To take the ass, Suspend a person from ceiling to rest above the cross, not putting any weight upon the crucifie. This simulates floating like a spirit (holy spirit?) and using the momentum from the bottom persons thrusts, gives a weightless, effortless fuck (being suspended has perks but is hard to master). If the suspension method is not viable , whoever has the foot fetish takes point on feet and can lick, suck, fuck the feet to their hearts desire. Thus once everyone is in position the "crucifie" will receive their "crucifixxxion".

Note - 3 day follow up is recommended.
Me and my buddies are having a crucifiction tonight. - My boyfriend wants me to come over to his frat house and take part in a crucifiction. - Lets crucify this person! - My favorite thing is to be crucified.
by Johnny Bass March 14, 2019
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Crusification Kink

When the man puts the woman on the wall in the form of being crucified.
"Hey babe do you think we can try my crusification kink tonight?"

"Sure get the ropes."
by Sammich666 May 30, 2022
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CRUCIFICTION

CRUCIFICTION is a north

American black metal band from Englewood tennessee.
CRUCIFICTION will rule the world when the apocalypse arives
by anonymous April 14, 2023
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crutchification

crutchify: to put someone on crutches
crutchified: to be put on crutches
crutchifier: one who crutchifies
Stacey the Crutchifier has crutchified Tiny Shmemz, therefore Stacey has performed an act of crutchification.
by tiny shmemz July 22, 2010
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Crustification

When you're baking and the batter begins to make a crust or has become crusty. Can also use crustify.
"The crustification of the bread makes all the difference!"

"Come here and watch the dough crustify"
by ButcherBaker April 18, 2013
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