croce

to make a mustache out of pubic hair and place it on someone's upper lip (usually done to a "lightweight" who has passed out due to drinking and/or smoking marijuana). the term comes from the folk singer jim croce who sported a large black mustache. the first person to be croced beared a resemblance to jim croce.

jeff was passed out by eleven o'clock, so we croced his ass.

by ej m July 25, 2008

Cloyce

Fear of the public finding out you take it in the ass. A person who will do anything to make themselves look good.

Hey Ted, Did u see that guy at the party last night taking it in the ass underneath the palm tree? Ya I did Ted. He knew a bunch of people saw him so he came up and started talking to the girls like he didn’t just take it up the ass. Oh I know, what a Cloyce!

by MeatBalloons August 12, 2022

Simon Crocetta

says they will play games with you and your friends. but doesnt. stays in discord voice chat.

Friend 1: Hey man you down to play minecraft with the bois today?
Friend 2: Yeah! sure ill be online.

Friend 2: was a simon crocetta

by nalahpesoj June 22, 2021

Croyde

a small surfers villige in north devon.

used to be a friendly village that was welcoming to families and children, now is full of holiday makers and surfers.

has an amazing beach, but unfortunatly the holiday park next to it takes it over.

have you been to croyde? yeah i went surfing, the waves were immense.

by quack1234567 October 4, 2011

croce

a fat teenager, but they don't act gay like most fat kids, they're pimps

Paul has the biggest tits I've ever seen, but he also gets a lot of pussy, making him a fat croce

by krook June 24, 2004

Cronce

A Crusty Nonce

Hayden Is a Cronce

by Croncy Cronce October 12, 2018

Croyles

1(v) the act of conjuring plans in advance, only to cancel them with-in hours of the activity.

2(n) a cancelled plan (that was typically highly desired) in which one side rules over the other.

1) I was excited about our date, but tony Croyles'ed me.

2) We were planning on playing Backghamon, but Sarah pulled a Croyles on us.

by Ivan Bolivianor November 9, 2007