Crowen

The couple Cristina/Owen from the fictional hit drama, Grey's Anatomy. The couple deals with PTSD and abortion, also the fact that a woman may or may not want to have children. The characters are portrayed by Sandra Oh (Cristina Yang) and Kevin McKidd (Owen Hunt).

Crowen quote: If you want to appease me, compliment my brain.

Crowen Cristina: I can't breath without you

Crowen Owen: You don't get to toss me aside

by melskim October 2, 2011

crowded pants

A hooker that pretends to be a woman, but you realize later that it is in fact a man.

A friend of mine picked up some love for sale down on Santa Monica Blvd., but it turned out that "she" had crowded pants.

by glender September 19, 2013

Jason Crowder

Bruh he’s my social studies teacher and he sucks at telling jokes

“lmao that joke is jason crowder level

by Jackoff Jim October 9, 2020

Crowder

A male person who would abandon his friends to pick up nickels in a corn field and dumpster pump with Ben Shapiro in Los Angeles. While picking up the nickels, Glenn Beck is usually standing behind, ready to lift the dress and sodomize the crowder when he bends over. He's definitely not gay, but he loves to admire the male body while simultaneously ignoring his supermodel wife's plea for children.

Dude, when I was driving through Iowa, I saw a crowder that I thought was a scarecrow being dry humped by a fat colonel sanders looking gay guy.

by homerolieo June 10, 2019

Crowder

1. Noun. A person (in most cases male) who picks the urinal next to another guy when there are nonadjacent urinals still available; usually still applies even when there are dividers.

2. Similar to people who talk when they piss

"Dammit Michael, stop being such a Crowder!"

by Rqrwuerlrj December 21, 2008

Crowder effect

The Crowder effect is a phenomenon whereby any attempt to sound intelligent or humorous has the unintended consequence of making yourself appear continuously more and more stupid. It is named after Steven Crowder.

"That dude sounds dumber every time he opens his mouth"

"It's the Crowder effect, man"

by Leinad4400 November 1, 2019

A Steven Crowder

To be metaphorically "in the closet" and so fearful of your homosexuality that you viciously and relentlessly attack other homosexuals.

He is so in denial he is pulling "a Steven Crowder".
Before coming to terms with his homosexuality Ricky Martin did "a Steven Crowder".
He may be married to Hilary but that guy is so gay he must be doing "a Steven Crowder"!

by Knight of Niii June 3, 2019