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Copblocking

The act of impeding or preventing a police officer from doing his or her job. Common examples include flashing headlights to alert other drivers that a cop is waiting up ahead, asking a cop inane questions while they are in the process of giving someone else a ticket, or wasting an officer's time in any way, shape, or form possible.

May also refer to the game of Copblocking, where players "rat out" a cop's speed trap to would be speeders, preventing the cop from giving any tickets.
So I totally slowed down right before we made the turn and missed that ticket -- fucking copblocked that mother fucker!

Yesterday Jon and I went copblocking for a couple of hours. Shut down this one po-po for a good thirty minutes, bitch didn't write a single ticket.
by DPSkitty March 19, 2010
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copblockin

To stop 2 people from talkin or flirtin
I was walkin wit my gurl and the nigga tried to act like he need to ask her a favor.That is one copblockin nigga!
by Br0nx January 21, 2008
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codblocking

Preventing one's bro from playing cod.
guy 1- yo you wanna play some cod?
guy 2- can't dude, guys in his room with his girl.
guy 1- tell him to stop codblocking.
by Mercunseason13 October 22, 2011
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cocblock

cocblock, a term used when someone makes life harder and stops you from getting something you want.

derived from cockblock, which is when someone stops you from getting action.
I asked my dad for money, and he was going for his wallet but my mom decided to interfere and stopped him. What a cocblock!
by abbcdfiq January 7, 2012
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copblocking

blocking another person from trying to holla at someone
man chill with all dat son, you be copblocking like sh!t
by misz_capricorn November 10, 2007
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Crockblock

Given the option, when your significant other prefers a family member's company to spending time with you (typically holiday or other family time).

The crock pot serves as reference to all things domestic, familial, and unsexy that occur which challenge your romance with your significant other.

NOTICE: Sexiness/utility of crockpot in actual reference may strengthen, weaken, or otherwise alter the effect of this joke, i.e. an old curbside filth-ring layered crockpot may breed disgust and contempt for your significant other's choice, while a sleek top of the line ionic self materializing crockpot may cause your P1 to either

(a) fail to sympathize with your crockblocked status OR (b) hang up the phone to go buy a comparable crockpot.
P1: " You're free tonight? I thought you flew down with Francis?!"
YOU: " I did, but Mama Dukes said Francis could the learn the family gumbo recipe, so I'm free."
P1: " Your old lady leads the parish in Crockblocking, but that IS some good gumbo."
by enzo@estoy June 25, 2012
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Crowlocks

A white guy with dreadlocks a la Adam Duritz from Counting Crows.
Check out that burner's sweet crowlocks, I bet they smell great.
by John Johnsonmeat November 5, 2011
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