Crobber

A person who, despite thinking otherwise, has no natural talent in any ground whatsoever.

"Can he rap?"
"Nah never he's a total crobber"

by yomanamesjoe April 14, 2010

Crosby Shots

The Canada-wide practice of taking a shot (drink of choice) whenever Sidney Crosby scores a goal for Team Canada during any international event.

While the date of invention is unknown, it is said to have been popularized in the Vancouver-area during the 2010 Winter Olympics.

After Sid scored the Golden Goal, the staff went around the bar with a tray full of celebratory Crosby Shots.

by Sergio Rockefeller December 17, 2010

crobat

a batlike pokemon, the evolved form of golbat, the bat pokemon. Crobat is purple, and has four wings. It sometimes appears to have no feet, but it's sometimes seen with feet.

In Pokemon slang, crobat is similar to "crow". It's to describe someone black.

"Crobat is an awesome pokemon! Go crobat!"

by Doukie February 17, 2009

crouche

Refers to a group of douches. It is a portmanteau of the words crew and douche. A douche crew.

Renzi and Perelman shouted in unison, "Look at that flock of arrogant pricks."

Maeshal responded, "Yeah, what a crouche."

by Wade Houston January 12, 2008

Crosbying

The act of kicking one leg out in the air, throwing your fists out in the air and doing a pelvic thrust, while yelling "Fuck Yeah."

Demonstrated by Sidney Crosby when he returned November 21, 2011 and scored his first goal.

Mark celebrated his new promotion by crosbying.

by PensFan8787 November 22, 2011

crouch butter

When you have sex with a girl on her period, and she cums; the blended mixture of cum and period blood

Hey bro, is that ketchup on yo pants?

Nah main, just a lil crouch butter- ain't no thang.

by Crouch Butter September 11, 2015

Crosbie Effect

A This theoretical phenomenon happens when a superior (teacher, boss , project leader) gives you a task and once the task is completed you show said superior what you have completed. The fact that now the superior is observering causes a cosmic shit in the fabric of space and time causing the completed no matter how tested or functional it was before, it will fail in any random and unexpected way. This phenomenon has be observed by many itelectuals and has been called many things. It has even been referenced in movies and TV shows alike and is normally a source of comedy.

Worker: "the robot is fully working come see"

Boss comes to see, everything unexpectedly and impossibly fails

Worker "shit damn Crosbie effect"

Student: hey my project is finally done after a week of work

Teacher enters room : hey everything done yet?
Student : no fuck Crosbie effect

Everything inexplicably falls apart

by nanobug64nan May 3, 2018