A condition not unlike swamp ass. However, the affected area is generally a little further north--specifically in the area around and between the penis and scrotum.
Often shortened to "Suzy" or sometimes referred to as a "case of the Suzy"
Often shortened to "Suzy" or sometimes referred to as a "case of the Suzy"
Bill *scratching himself*: Whoa! Here comes that Suzy again!
Betty: Shhhhhh! We're in church!
Pastor: Suzy Crotchrot is a vile harlot that will ravage your loins...in a bad way.
Betty: Shhhhhh! We're in church!
Pastor: Suzy Crotchrot is a vile harlot that will ravage your loins...in a bad way.
by biznart September 19, 2006
Get the Suzy Crotchrot mug.girl 1- I was so plastered last night, I did like 20 crotch shots.
girl 2- yeah, off my boyfriend, BITCH!
girl 2- yeah, off my boyfriend, BITCH!
by ~Erin~ December 9, 2008
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A game in which everyone punches each other's crotches hella times. Usually initiated by one punching another in the crotch and saying "crotch shots!" The only way to protect yourself is by standing with both hands covering the crotch area. Everyone is fair game!
Eliah- punches Celina in the crotch* "Crotch shots!"
Celina- stands with hands covering crotch while everyone else punches madd crotches*
Issel- High fives Sam*
Sam- Goes for high five*
Issel- Punches Sam in crotch* laughs* "Crotch shots!!!"
Sam- Keel's over* "YOU BITCH"
Celina- stands with hands covering crotch while everyone else punches madd crotches*
Issel- High fives Sam*
Sam- Goes for high five*
Issel- Punches Sam in crotch* laughs* "Crotch shots!!!"
Sam- Keel's over* "YOU BITCH"
by 23RideOrDie October 11, 2011
Get the Crotch Shot mug.To totally lay someone out when they had a better chance at laying you out; Revoking someones right to have nuts by means of stomping.
In 1588, the Spanish Armada shiped out to conquer the English. Extremely outnumbered, the English prayed for a miracle. Edward Wilson was that miracle. The english and dutch navies routed the Armad north thru the english channel, up past Ireland, and the spanish armada was forced back to thier homeland. They got completely crotchstomped, and it serves them right, fucking idiots. You can't take those limey bastards? What the fuck is wrong with you? I can see why you assholes worship Don Qioute, he's the smartest motherfuck you ever turned out. God damn.
My boyfriend was cheating on me, so my brother went, whooped his ass and them crothstomped him. Now he has a Darwin Award.
My boyfriend was cheating on me, so my brother went, whooped his ass and them crothstomped him. Now he has a Darwin Award.
by Sullyman0316 December 29, 2007
Get the crotchstomp mug.Then the attacker reached between the girls legs where his hand was then pierced by the spines of the crotchhog.
by Lilly Noodle February 8, 2009
Get the crotchhog mug.A device that has mummified, stupefied almost every human on the planet.
You conditioned souls would call this device the smartphone.
You conditioned souls would call this device the smartphone.
by 1666 November 1, 2017
Get the Crotchphone mug.The combination of your Musty’fied Crotch and your Stanky A** Booty. It is the Collaboration of these two pungent aromas that is known to flood locker rooms, hallways, public restrooms, offices, yo MaMa house, and many more high traffic areas. Highly known Common sources of this stench are that of Hoes and those Attired in True Religion jeans.
“Yo JP I heard you were talking to shaniya”
“Yeah man I am?”
“Nah bro that’s a lost cause she was throwing that crotchooty on everyone at that party last weekend “
“Yeah man I am?”
“Nah bro that’s a lost cause she was throwing that crotchooty on everyone at that party last weekend “
by KoreanHJesus May 7, 2023
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