crotch 

vb. - To crotch: grabbing the aforementioned part of your body and generally fondling it.

n. - A crotch: a derogatory term intended to insult.

vb. - "He crotched himself."

n. - "Don't be such a crotch, you crotch."

crotch by Spenny June 11, 2006

Crotch 

The female genitalia

crotch means femal gentails

Crotch by Crotch crouch November 3, 2019

crotch 

To smash someone in the groin, especially a male and especially with a blunt object.

Ouch, Bertuzzi just crotched MacInnis!

crotch by The Canadian Information Minister May 11, 2003

crotch 

A slang or affectionate term for a female friend.

e.g. Wussup crotch

e.g. Hooker

e.g. Bee-yoch

crotch by persian delite August 5, 2008

crotch 

Synonym for 'cool', except less socially acceptable. Origins unknown.

I am undoubtedly the crotchest person around.

crotch by Sara November 16, 2004

Crotch 

Basically a big pussy, or known as a male-bitch. Tendency to have a really gay time with a "crotch" person.

Ya i know, john is a big faggot crotch bitch

Crotch by Sam9800 March 1, 2007

Crotch 

A grumpy complainer. Someone who is never happy, never pleased. Someone who thinks the world owes them something when in fact it doesn't. Someone who is very opinionated and thinks they are always in the right. Someone who gets on your last nerve. An ungrateful bitch. My sister. Bitch hag cunt twatwench

" my sister is such a crotch. I bought her $100.00 worth of tampons and she complained that they weren't the super size kind that she needs for her huge vagina. "

Crotch by Biggiantbulb December 27, 2015