crotch

vb. - To crotch: grabbing the aforementioned part of your body and generally fondling it.

n. - A crotch: a derogatory term intended to insult.

vb. - "He crotched himself."

n. - "Don't be such a crotch, you crotch."

by Spenny June 11, 2006

Crotch

The female genitalia

crotch means femal gentails

by Crotch crouch November 3, 2019

crotch

To smash someone in the groin, especially a male and especially with a blunt object.

Ouch, Bertuzzi just crotched MacInnis!

by The Canadian Information Minister May 11, 2003

crotch

A slang or affectionate term for a female friend.

e.g. Wussup crotch

e.g. Hooker

e.g. Bee-yoch

by persian delite August 5, 2008

crotch

Synonym for 'cool', except less socially acceptable. Origins unknown.

I am undoubtedly the crotchest person around.

by Sara November 16, 2004

Crotch

Basically a big pussy, or known as a male-bitch. Tendency to have a really gay time with a "crotch" person.

Ya i know, john is a big faggot crotch bitch

by Sam9800 March 1, 2007

Crotch

A grumpy complainer. Someone who is never happy, never pleased. Someone who thinks the world owes them something when in fact it doesn't. Someone who is very opinionated and thinks they are always in the right. Someone who gets on your last nerve. An ungrateful bitch. My sister. Bitch hag cunt twatwench

" my sister is such a crotch. I bought her $100.00 worth of tampons and she complained that they weren't the super size kind that she needs for her huge vagina. "

by Biggiantbulb December 27, 2015