Chattanooga Crop Duster

When one begins the day at Waffle House, continues by eating large quantities of smoked meats, and imbibes sufficient alcohol, they become the villain known as the Chattanooga Crop Duster. The lowered inhibition from the blood alcohol level and fermentation of the meat in the belly turns even the most lawful good character into a gaseous gangster, venting their gastrointestinal malaise for all to smell as they skip down the sidewalk in search of more ribs, beer, and/or hash browns.

My buddy G went down south and enjoyed the grease, barbecue, and libations so much he morphed into the Chattanooga Crop Duster. I thought I smelled a natural gas leak, but it was just him ripping ass.

by nancyscrew June 21, 2021

Office Crop Duster

An individual who engages in crop dusting within an office environment. These individuals are typically shunned as their lewd act is generally considered taboo inside the office.

"Man, did you hear the new guy is a serial office crop duster!"

"Ya, I know, who hired him anyways?"

by Dr. Zay-us December 16, 2011

Rusty Crop-Duster

When you walk by someone and let out a fart, and you unintentionally shit your pants.

I was walking in the mall and tried to crop dust an old man but sharted my pants and ended up giving my self a rusty crop-duster.

by blindhog June 20, 2013

Contracted Crop Duster

The act of passing wind and having a person or people walk past and crop dust your scent for you.

Scott timed his fart perfectly as Jono walked past thus using Jono as his contracted crop duster to delightfully distribute the scent of his fart to share with others.

by The S Master June 13, 2021

Dutch Crop Duster

When you do a front flip and fart at someone spreading gas from face to foot.

Whoa, Jimmy just pulled a Dutch crop duster at the aerobics teacher and man he looks pissed!

by vivalaamerica April 3, 2011

Mexican Crop Duster

A follow up to a dirty sanchez, when one cleans off the remaining fecal matter with a forceful ejaculation.

I can't believe Charlie did a Mexican Crop Duster on Jenn last night!

by chuckinator January 2, 2009

Bulgarian Crop Duster

The act of shoving a broom stick up someone's ass while they proceed to take a hot steamy shit. Said act causes an abnormal explosion of fecal matter covering both participants in feces. Once finished, the broom wielder "dusts off" the stick with his/her tongue.

guy 1: i heard what you did to sally last night.
guy 2: oh yeah the old Bulgarian Crop Duster, it's one of my specialties.

by Nick and Nathan August 3, 2010