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Sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparklemotion.

A reference indicating that the person being doubted is lacking in the mock politeness required to convince someone that the person really cares about attending to events, duties or rituals that no-one should ever be asked to perform.

From a quote from the movie Donnie Darko. Sparklemotion is a set of six year old girls doing a Solid Gold dancers act.
You're not going to the Berkeley protest for organic leeks? Somehow I doubt your commitment to Sparklemotion!
by Will Sargent January 24, 2005
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Commit Heather Chandler

To kill someone and disguise it as suicide, like Veronica and J. D. did in the movie Heathers.
"That girl is so annoying, I'm going to Commit Heather Chandler."
by Anabelle Manson May 25, 2018
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commit die

a phrase to tell to someone ordering them to die, commonly used by the Despacito spider. Varies in forms: commit toaster bath, cease vital functions, yeetus yeetus commit self deleetus.
by Veridicule December 26, 2018
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go commit stub toe

to do the action of unexpectedly causing extreme pain to a toe as a result of impact to inanimate object
jerry hated marty so bad that he wanted him to go commit stub toe *jerry at home* alalalalalal- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by fallboygo October 10, 2021
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Commit toaster bath

its killing yourself by dropping a toaster into your bathtub
P1: " i got a 37 on the math test imma commit toaster bath"
P2: "no bro dont"
P1: "tell that to my grade"
by Spookman123 September 21, 2018
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Commit the su

Low Tier God's way of telling his opponent to kill themselves. Mostly directed at what said creator calls tiersexuals.
"...It's another year and people are still trying to troll me in video games..."
"If this is what you're still doing with your life, while the year is young, just commit the su."
by BDC_Maxter March 4, 2021
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Commit Scooter Ankle

A super mean thing to say. These 3 words condemn anyone to the worst, most vile pain imaginable.
" I Ate your kids"
"Go Commit scooter ankle"
"OH SHIIII---"
">:))))"
by BigBoiSeth November 1, 2018
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