Cromer

A male who long dicks a female and bruises her vagina. Also known as the vagina slayer

She got the cromer affect

by 360D June 6, 2018

nashville choker

When someone chokes you with a bolo tie.

We were going at it last night with nothing on except my boots and bolo tie , when he gave me the Nashville choker.

by vaGina August 12, 2017

snab crooker

crab snooker - to play snooker using live crabs and a pole.

He played snab crooker and was ecstatic!

by councillor colin kemp February 16, 2005

bowl choker

a piece of human feces so large that it does not even move when the toilet is flushed. in most cases requires removal with a small garden shovel. plungers are rendered useless in a case of a bowl choker.

this toilet is industrial and that bowl choker isn't moving!

by alan steel October 17, 2008

Barry Crocker

Australian rhyming slang for shocker. Named after the Australian singer.

Your new haircut is a Barry Crocker.
(After a really bad kick in AFL footy) What a Barry Crocker!

by lostempire June 11, 2006

State Corker

The State Trooper who drives 2 miles per hour below the speed limit on the interstate highway, causing everyone around him to drive 5 miles per hour slower, corking up traffic for miles in his wake

"Why so late?"

"Grrr... got stuck behind a State Corker for the last 15 miles! Everyone was hitting the brakes in a panic, and I just know the bastid was laughing at us all.

by gregor_y July 20, 2009

Midnight Choker

Someone who jerks off right around midnight every night, usually due to being horny with no pussy sex in sight, other than porn.

Dude is such a midnight choker, don't even bother calling him at midnight, he'll be choking the chicken neck to porn!

by sarasplayroom.com November 4, 2009